unamusedsloth:

Life hack.

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meanplastic:

seeing someone from school in public

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shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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ruinedchildhood:

goals

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catholicnun:

Sorry

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2011fringeboy:

"zayn isnt even that attrac-"imageimageimage

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lucyloose:

Asian girls!!!!!!!

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lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

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I hate my friends

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wingsofjusice:

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lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

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2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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#staywoke

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